Dec 22, 2008

Did I read that sign right?


 
> >> Did I read that sign right?
> >> TOILET OUT OF ORDER..... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
> >>
> >> In a Laundromat:
> >> AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE
> >> LIGHT GOES OUT
> >>
> >> In a London department store:
> >> BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
> >>
> >> In an office:
> >> WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT
> >> BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
> >>
> >> In an office:
> >> AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN
> >> ON THE DRAINING BOARD
> >>
> >> Outside a secondhand shop:
> >> WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT
> >> BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
> >>
> >> Notice in health food shop window:
> >> CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
> >>
> >> Spotted in a safari park:
> >> ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
> >>
> >> Seen during a conference:
> >> FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE
> >> ON THE 1ST FLOOR
> >>
> >> Notice in a farmer's field:
> >> THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
> >> CHARGES.
> >>
> >> On a repair shop door:
> >> WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
> >> DOESN'T WORK)


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