Stupid Question Answers

Stupid Question / Answers           1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. . Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:-Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------ 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question -Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again. -----------  --------- --------- --------- ----- 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people. Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you? ------------ --------- --------- --------- ----- 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:-Is ! the "Paneer butter Masala" dish good?? Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it. ------------ --------- --------- --------- ----- 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years... Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself ------------ --------- --------- --------- ----- 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money. ------------ --------- --------- --------- ----- 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron. ------------ --------- --------- --------- ----- 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..