Mar 5, 2009

Ultimate Truth!!!!!!!!!....Smiles on ur face

Ultimate  truth        
(   Uncanny-but true  !)

Whenever  I find the key to success, someone changes the  lock.    

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.    

The  road to success??.. Is always under  construction.

Alcohol  doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither  does Milk.

In  order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't  need it.

All  the desirable things in life are either  illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone  else.



Since  Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you  hear them speak.    

Everyone  has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

If at first  you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence  that you ever tried.

You can  never determine which side of the bread to butter.. If it falls down,  it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything  dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.    

As soon as  you mention something?? if it is good, it is    
taken?. If it is  bad, it happens.    

He who has  the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.    

If you  come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.    

Once you have  bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere  else at a cheaper rate.

When in a  queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of  you will always have the most complex of transactions.      

If you  have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you  have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you  have both, no one calls.    

Especially  for engg. Students----
If you have  bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.  

You will  pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.  

The door  bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.      

After a  long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in  together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the  other    

If your  exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.      

Irrespective  of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will  always tend to go to the non-smoker


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