Jun 5, 2009

Ideal 'ORKUT' profile of a Software Engineer.

Ideal 'ORKUT' profile of a Software Engineer.
 
 
 
 

About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")

 

 
Relationship status : what?

 

 
Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.
 
 
Age : 10111
           1111      
            111

 

 
Here for: web browsing in company hours.

 


Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)

 

 
Ethnicity : Programmer.
 
 
Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101

 


Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.

 


Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!

 

 
Humor : weekly.

 

 
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.

 

 
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.

 

 
Drinking : The first is this.

 

 
Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog. :-)

 

 
Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!

 

 
Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)

 

 
Webpage
: http://naukri.com, http://jobsahead.com – Isn't it Ultimate???
 
 
Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.

 

 
Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.

 

 
Activities: Are you crazy?

 

 
Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored.

 

 
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.

 

 
Tv shows : can't afford one.

 

 
Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of my cubicle
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