Sep 24, 2009

Future of English in Europe !!!

Future of English in Europe !!!

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publiksekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more kompli ka ted changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akuratespeling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl meslanguag is disgrasful and it should go away.

enthusiasm in the of the silent "e" in the

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptivreplasing "th" with "z" and "w"with "v".
to steps such as

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd fr om vords kontainingou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultisevrivun vil find it ezi tuech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in zeforst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
" and understand

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