The awful Katil English

The awful Katil English

           
 Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "
 
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 Class teacher once said :
 
 " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
 
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 once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america .."
 
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 "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
 
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 dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
 
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 it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said
 
 " why is fan not oning" (ing form of  on)
 
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 teacher in a furious mood...
 
 write down ur name and father of ur name!!
 
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 "shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
 
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 My manager started like this
 
 "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
 
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 "I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
 
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 "will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
 
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 LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
 
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 Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
 
 "My aim is to study my son and marry my  daughter"
 
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 Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
 
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 "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
 
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 Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
 
 "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
 
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 Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
 
 "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"