Jan 1, 2009


I Need a Job

I will be available in January 2009, and I am willing to relocate.

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520


* I was arrested in Kennebunkport , Maine , in 1976 for driving under
the influence
of alcohol. I plead guilty, paid a fine, and had my
driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has
been 'lost' and is not available.


* I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to
take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining
the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in
Vietnam .


* I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a


* I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
* I began my career in the oil business in Midland , Texas , in 1975.
I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas . The
company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
* I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that
took land using taxpayer money.
* With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry
(including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas .


* I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union . During my tenure,
Houston  replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America
* I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of
billions in borrowed money.
* I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American
* With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida , and my
father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President of the
United States
, after losing by over 500,000 votes.


* I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a
criminal record.

* I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over
one billion dollars per week.
*I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
* I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
* I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12-month period.
* I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
* I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
U.S. stock
* In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs
and that trend continues.
* I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. My 'poorest millionaire, 'Condoleezza
, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
* I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
President. I am the all-time U.S. and world record -holder for
receiving the most corporate campaign donations. My largest lifetime
campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay,
presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history,
* My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys
to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election
* I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution.
* More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky
than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate
rip-offs in history.
* I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and
refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was
* I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
* I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
* I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any
President in U.S. history.
* I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy
in the history of the United States Government.
* I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S.
* I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations
remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
* I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
* I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. 'prisoners of war'
detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
* I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors (during the 2002 US election).
* I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any
President since the advent of television.
* I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year
* After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the
worst security failure in U.S. history.
* I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World Trade
Center attacks
and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated
country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world
* I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people),
shattering the record for protests against any person in the history
of mankind.
* I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I
did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
Citizens and the world community.
* I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut
in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime.
* In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
* I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans
(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
* I am supporting development of a nuclear 'Tactical Bunker Buster,'
* I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to


* All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
* All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
* All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President
attended, regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public review.
 I specified that my sealed documents will not be available for 50

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