Three Wishes ... (Women are clever. Don't mess with them)

Three Wishes ...

 

The woman once freed a frog, and the frog said, I will
grant you three wishes but that there is a condition
to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband
will get ten times!"
 

The woman said, "That's okay."
 

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish
will also make your husband the most handsome man in
the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the
most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for
me."So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
woman in the world.The frog said, "That will make your husband the
richest man in the world. And he will be ten times
richer than you."The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is
his and what's his is mine."So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack.
"Moral of the story:
Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke
for you.Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers:The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story:
Women think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the
If you are a woman and are still reading this, it
only goes to show that women never listen!!!

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